Never marry a computer engineer!!

This is a warning for woman planning to marry a computer engineer.In the form of a conversation between a husband(computer engineer) and his wife.
Scene:A wife is waiting for her husband who is a computer engineer .After sometime ,the husband arrives............
Husband: HI DEAR! I AM LOGGED IN,
Wife: Have you brought the clothes?
Husband: BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.
WIFE: But,I told you about it in the morning!
Husband: ERRONEOUS SYNTAX,ABORT,RETRY,CANCEL.
WIFE:  OK!Forget it !Tell me where is your salary?
Husband:  FILE IN USE,READ ONLY.
WIFE: At least give me your credit card,so that I can do some shopping.
Husband: SHARING VIOLATION ,ACCESS DENIED.
WIFE: I made a mistake by marrying you.
Husband: DATA TYPE MISMATCH
WIFE: You are useless
Husband: BY DEFAULT
WIFE: OK!Tell me !Would you like to have some snacks?
Husband: HARD DISK FULL
WIFE: What is the relationship between you and your receptionist?
Husband: THE ONLY USER WITH THE RIGHT PERMISSION
WIFE: What is my value in your life?
Husband: UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED!
WIFE: Do you love me or your computer?
Husband: TOO MANY PARAMETERS.
WIFE: I will go to my dad's house!
Husband: PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION AND WILL CLOSE.
WIFE: I will leave you forever!
Husband: CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS AND LOG OFF FOR ANOTHER USER!
WIFE: It is worthless talking to you,shut down the computer !I am going.
Husband: IT'S NOW SAFE TO TURNOFF YOUR COMPUTER.